Novelty Vinyl Safety Decals

Novelty Safety Decals


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Laser Stickers-1 No Brain Think Laser Stickers-2 Remaining Eye Danger Laser Stickers-3 No Brain Caution
Laser Stickers-4 Avoid Exposure Laser Stickers-6 Blinds Dummies Laser Stickers-5 Big Scary

Chinese K40 For Scale

NHB K40 With Stickers

Think-No Brain!

Laser Stickers-1 No Brain Think

Think / This Machine Has No Brain / Use Your Own

2-Layer Vinyl Decal
Safety Yellow & Black
Handmade in Seattle
125 x 90mm | 4.75 x 3.5″

$9

Big Scary Laser!

Laser Stickers-5 Big Scary

Big Scary Laser – Do not look into beam with remaining eye.

2-Layer Vinyl Decal
Safety Yellow & Black
Handmade in Seattle
93 x 72mm | 3.7 x 2.8″

$9

This Machine Blinds Dummies

Laser Stickers-6 Blinds Dummies

Caution – This Machine Blinds Dummies

2-Layer Vinyl Decal
Safety Yellow & Black
Handmade in Seattle
90 x 110mm | 3.5 x 4.5″

$9

Remaining Eye Danger!

Laser Stickers-2 Remaining Eye Danger

Danger – Do Not Look Into Laser With Remaining Eye

2-Layer Vinyl Decal
Safety Yellow & Black
Handmade in Seattle
125 x 90mm | 4.75 x 3.5″

$9

Avoid Exposure!

Laser Stickers-4 Avoid Exposure

Avoid Exposure – Do Not Look Into Beam With Remaining Eye

2-Layer Vinyl Decal
Safety Yellow & Black
Handmade in Seattle
95 x 90mm | 3.75 x 3.5″

$9

Caution-No Brain!

Laser Stickers-3 No Brain Caution

Caution – This Machine Has No Brain – Use Your Own

2-Layer Vinyl Decal
Safety Yellow & Black
Handmade in Seattle
125 x 90mm | 4.75 x 3.5″

$9


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How Are They Made?

All decals are machine-cut on a 24″ Titan from US Cutter from Oracal 651 Vinyls in single-color layers. They are hand-assembled in my basement in Seattle, WA.

How Soon Will My Decals Ship?

I try to ship all orders within 48 hours, but because they’re all hand-assembled and hand-shipped, it may sometimes take a little longer to get your order out the door. I entrust the US Postal Service to quickly and cheaply deliver all orders.

Have I Violated Your Intellectual Property?

I’m pretty sure most of these stickers exist in the public domain, but if you’re looking for where to send the cease & desist, let’s take it to the bottom of the page.

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If you don’t see what you’re looking for, use the contact form at bottom of this page to tell me what you’d like!

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